Today, on Sunday, 19 July 2026, the entity known as Tom Franken somehow stumbled into the internet. It is said he cleaned his glasses at least thrice before he tried his first foray into styling his site, trying to make the icons fit his social media. These icons, however, had other plans, which eventually led to the First Great Icon War of Tom’s site. The war ended in a stalemate, with the X-icon falling to Tom’s brute force methods but Tom being unable to add in a decent mail icon using those same methods. Until further news is heard, it can be assumed that Tom’s journey to refamiliarize himself with web design is still ongoing.

RIP , we barely knew ye.